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Jane Doe-ting

555-5555 | MyUterusIsTired@Motherhood.com

555 Muffintop Lane

Pleasantville, Somewhere

Objective Overview

Humbled-by-life female seeking to mold the young humans I birthed into kind, honest, and hygienic older humans. Extensive training and skill in the art of baby and toddler talk.

Special Skills and Traits

• Sleeping with eyes open
• Shaving legs in under 30 seconds
• Efficient
• Ability to speak in 15 cartoon voices
• Creative
• Assembling pinecone bird feeders and popsicle stick art
• Industrious
• Picking up 60 blocks in under 60 seconds
• Good hand-eye coordination
• Simultaneously satisfying the demands of a tired baby and a hyper toddler
• Multitasking
• Melting of cheese on carbs
• Health conscious

Education and Certification

Natural Labor Degree | 2010

• 41.7 weeks of AP pregnancy
• 26 hours of labor
• 5 hours of extra credit pushing

Bachelor in Breastfeeding (with a Minor in Boob Pumping) | 2010

• 2 weeks of cracked nipples
• 2 years of advanced nursing
• 6 months of weaning

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