Take Your Decal And Stick It……….

Do you have to announce to the world you have 5 kids, a husband and a dog?  Was the world waiting in breathless anticipation to find out who you are voting for?  One word of advice, please remove those after election day.  You just look stupid with those left on your car.

Dear Inventor of Stick Figure Family Car Decals,
At any given stoplight, I can be blessed with the knowledge that the moron in front of me summers on Nantucket, loves her Wheaten Terrier, has a son on the honor roll at Beaver Buck Country Day School and (to toot her own horn) married a Harvard alum. Lucky her!
Now, because of your idiotic invention, I have the pleasure of adding these fine details: Her name is Bethany, her husband’s name is Colby II, her son’s name is Colby III, and the dog’s name is Harley. Bethany loves to cook, Colby III plays lacrosse, and Colby II apparently loves to carry his briefcase around. Oh, and look at that—number 2 is on the way and it’s a girl!

Amen, sister!

It’s just plain stupid, not to mention potentially deadly. Yes, I said deadly. This insider information is a sociopath’s wet dream. “Hello crazy man driving behind me! My name is Joan and I’m a single mom who likes to talk on the phone and drink martinis while my daughter Amber plays with her doll. Follow me home and murder us — you won’t have to worry about being attacked by our dog because as you can see from my decals, we only have a pet guinea pig named Lulu!”

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