If You’re In Your 40’s, You’ve Definitely Told Yourself These 12 Lies

How many of these lies are you guilty of telling?

2. Turtlenecks never go out of style.

3. Nobody really uses Tumblr or Snapchat.

4. I’m not hung over; I must have a virus.

5. There’s no age limit when it comes to wearing tube tops.

6. I have nothing in common with 50-year-olds.

7. My eyesight is fine. The font on this menu is just really funky.

8. I have plenty of time to save for college.

9. I can train for a half-marathon in six weeks.

10. This eye cream is totally working.

11. Is it me, or were there a lot of no-names at the Grammys this year?

12. I better have my license ready, they’re carding at the bar.

13. Of course I know who Chris Pine is… he’s that guy in that thing.

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