Little-Known Secrets About Becoming A Mom

How many of these things did you wish you would've known?

You will at some point get baby poop on your forehead. And not care.

Quite frankly, you could get woolly mammoth poop on your nose and not bat an eyelid. Childbirth makes you shameless.

Your beautiful home will be taken over by all things baby.

You're going to need a bigger house.

There will be doubts. There will be tears. You will get stuff wrong. But that's OK.

You will worry that you're a terrible mother at least 37 times a day. You're not. You're freaking AWESOME. Wipe-poop-from-your-forehead-and-don't-bat-an-eyelid awesome.

Each and every charity appeal on TV will make you cry. Finding Nemo will make you cry. Spilled milk will make you cry. Breaking a nail will make you cry.

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