6 Interesting Discoveries After Dad Takes Over

Have you ever experienced any of these?

1. Both children are clothed, which is refreshing, but all of their clothes are on inside-out or three sizes too small. The most disturbing part: No one freakin’ cares. They are carrying on with their lives as if wearing our clothes inside-out is normal practice. It’s not. It’s not normal.

2. Three plastic balls are floating in my toilet. I’m assuming Daddy was working with our 2-year-old son on his throwing skills. It seems that the child got a few balls past playroom lines—undetected.

3. A pair of my underwear is in the instant oatmeal box. Why the hell was my toddler in the pantry unattended with my underwear? I’ll seriously never know.

4. One of my toddler’s green high-top shoes is next to the milk in the refrigerator. In the shoe was a used, wadded-up tissue. No clue.

5. A small, perfectly folded up dirty diaper is strategically stowed under the couch (with a repulsive odor that stung the nostrils when inhaled). We’ve been working on “being a helper” and asking my son to throw away the diapers after he’s been changed. Clearly, he got distracted.

6. The TV remote wasn’t working. I was extremely agitated because this mama needs her morning news. When I turned the remote over, I saw that the back was open, and there are no batteries. I leave the house for a couple hours and someone steals all of the batteries. Crazy.

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