4 Things That Do Not Compare To Playing With My Kids
September 4, 2015 
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What would you put off to play with your kids?
Buuuttt … um, here is the thing. I like to play with my kids. SHHH. This is a secret. I don't want to get kicked out of PHOOPA. I love those people too, but I'm just a couple steps less mature than they are. This is a list of things that I would gladly forego in order to play with my kids:
1. Cleaning toilets. Yeah, I realize starting out with this one is making me sound like a martyr, but I will be Jake from Jake and the Never Land Pirates 100 times over rather than be elbow-deep in the porcelain throne. Side note: Am I doing it wrong if I'm elbow-deep in it? Probably, but I've spent so much time playing, I have forgotten appropriate procedure.
2. Laundry. I know. Really?! How can that be? Moms love laundry. That's why no one has invented that folding machine that we have all seen in the meme. We love it so much. I am going to separate myself from the masses and say I will be Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid instead of the maid who launders various clothing.
3. Napping. Bahahaha. Just kidding. If it comes to that, I play with the baby and get the best of both worlds. I play and nap. BAM. Is your mind blown? Oh, you have already discovered that savvy trick? PHOOPA Chest Bump!
4. Talking to anyone on the phone. I'm not what you would call a talky person. Unless it's on a fake phone and I'm planning a pretend party for my new daughter, inviting all the princesses and hiring a band. I will talk all day about that on the old flip phone.
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