10 Item Checklist All Mothers Would Love To Do

2. Maid Service.  I used to have a maid service come to my condo twice a month (expenses in general were far less than now).  It. Was. Amazing.  The toilet paper would be folded into a triangle.  The only things missing were the mints on our pillows.  I’m sure the service people were appalled when they had to do my house. Actually, I would spot-clean the night before.

3. Minions. If Gru can create them, it can’t be that difficult.  I could have 30 of these cute little guys living in my house full-time.  Scratch this – all that perkiness and wonder would get on my nerves.

4. Teach the dog.  He’s not earning his keep, the least he could do is tidy up some. Honestly, he has no worries.  None.  Wish I had his life.

5. Teach the kid.  She’s not the best participant, and unless I leave her direct orders, none of it would get done.  Just thinking about leaving instructions is exhausting.

6. Put dishes in the dishwasher after every meal.  Ha! See #5.

7. Tackle 1 job per day.  This may be a little more doable, and I have checked off at least 3 tasks this week.

8. Tackle 2 jobs per day.  Get twice as much done per day.

9. Get my degrees in plumbing, car repair, carpentry, dry wall, and HVAC.  Never mind.

10. See Item #1.

Written by: Allyson Johns