7 Stupid Things Dads Say After The Baby’s Born
New Dad Fail #4 through #7:
These dads are ridiculous! Do you have a husband like any of these?
Mine kicked me out of the car in the ambulance bay 9cm dilated with my bag and left me to traipse across the hospital and up two flights of stairs on my own because he didn’t want to pay for hospital parking. -Kate
Right after my c-section, my husband asked the nurse in the recovery room if he could just lay down on the floor, saying “I promise I won’t be in the way”. -Amber
My husband made me wait for him to finish watching Gladiator after my water broke. -One Funny Motha
While in labor with a placental abruption at 34 weeks, my husband says “I think you should calm down”. -Katie
Thank you Clint Edwards the source of our first few daddy fails. Check out his blog here: Clint Edwards
And thanks to MommyShorts for making us laugh with these all too real examples of how men can be men during labor. To check out more crazy examples, go here to MommyShorts.
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