Are Your Kids Wrecking Your Life?

What do you think?

1. You realize how annoying you were as a child. Nothing is quite as shocking as that moment when your weirdo child is walking around with underpants on their head and you have a flashback to doing the exact same thing as an 8-year-old.

2. You will never get to eat another chicken leg. And you don’t care because your littlest hasn’t eaten anything but one bite of a granola bar in 3 days and you want them to live to see their 4th birthday.

3. Your important plans are only one sore throat away from being canceled. But only important plans like, an anniversary date to see your favorite musician on a beautiful summer night. Just those plans. Kids never get sick when you need to go to the gynecologist.

4. You constantly question the universe and especially its decision to allow your genetic material being passed onto to someone who once blew their nose and a noodle came out.

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