8 Of The Craziest Things You Toddlers Believe

What hilarious and ridiculous things does your toddler believe?

1. If Mom is watching my every move, I’m totally okay playing by myself. As soon as she tries to do something for herself, though, I must crawl all over her while crying.
2. Clothes drawers are wonderful toys that Mom always keeps stocked with things to pull out.
3. If you can be up higher, do. Everything is for climbing, whether it be a toolbox, a piano, a bookshelf, or a cat palace.
4. Scream when you’re angry, squeal when you’re excited. The louder the noises you make, the more people will listen to you.
5. Books are amazing things and I love them! Until we get to page three or so. Then they’re super boring and you should either throw the book or scream while squirming out of your parent’s lap.
6. When Mom says she’s going to the bathroom, she’s really just trying to leave me alone to be eaten by wolves.
7. If you’re not choking on your food every 10 seconds, you’re either not eating it fast enough or not stuffing enough of it into your mouth at once.
8. Cords are wonderful playthings — you can do so much with them! Bite them, pull them, wrap them around your neck — the possibilities are endless. 

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