4 Little White Lies We’ve All Told Our Kids

How many of these have you used at one point or another?

1. I’m always watching you.

“I told my kids I put hidden cameras all over the house so I can always see what they’re doing or what’s happened when I’m away.”

2. I drink at all hours of the day.

“Our toddler is only aware of four beverages: milk, water, tea and beer. When I’m drinking something other than these, like a soda that I know is bad for me, and she happens to see me and call me out on it, I just tell her it’s beer. Even if it’s 10 AM. Eventually this may become an issue.”

3. You can only stay here if you behave.

“I tell my kids that most restaurants have a policy that misbehaving children have to leave immediately. They’ve always been really well behaved at restaurants because I remind them of this often.”

4. It’s time to leave.

“When I want to leave a store before my son is ready, I tell him they’re closing and we need to leave so they can lock the doors. Occasionally, I get the store clerk to play along.”

You can find 8 more hilariously epic lies on the Today's Mama website. You're definitely going to want to check it out. When you're finished, leave a comment and share the best little white lie you've ever told your kids.