10 Things That You Should Seriously Think Twice About Doing As A Parent

1. Take a good, close look at your walls. They will make you want to cry and then hose down your house with disinfectant.

2. Never watch your tongue. Even if your kid still pronounces “banana” as “babana,” as soon as you drop a profanity – just once – the little tyke will say it perfectly and repeatedly, in the most horrifying of places (like the doctor’s office or your grandmother’s house).

It never fails, right? The one time that you do slip is the one time that it's gets repeated – over and over again.

3. Assume the toddler-who-never-gets-into-things won’t get into things. Our toddler was not the type of kid who would take my $900 camera off its hook, unearth it from its protective bag, and smear liquid hand soap all over it. But, oh yes. He did.